Does anybody think they can take the Admin?

[DrukenHammer]

*stares at Lurid's arm which he still is holding for some odd reason*

[glow=green,2,300]I don't get it...[/glow]

*swings the arm at Zain, it again makes that dog toy noise*

[glow=green,2,300]VIOLENCE!!! UNHOLY TERROR!!!![/glow]

[Eow]

Paper covers rock!

*climbs up the tree with a big notepad*
Let um try to get me now!!! *waves notepad menacingly*

[Lurid Sorcerer]

"God, save me! I'm missing an arm AND I've gotten into a random encounter with a tree!!"

[Eow]

*pulls Lurid up in the tree* o.0

why'd your arm make a dog toy noise?
*fashions a hook for a hand and ties it in Lurids arm*

[Zain Winters]

*covers myself from the arm blows* aww what the hell Druken?! *starts running around trying to avoid it*

[Child of Flame]

Gyah!! *runs away from tree* Notepad lady and Captain Hook! I'm outta here!

...*runs behind another tree*

[Lurid Sorcerer]

[Pirate Voice]
Ghar, matey! I've had quite enough of this meanin'-less violence!
[/Pirate Voice]

*chases after Druken, swinging his hook wildly*

[DrukenHammer]

[glow=green,2,300]"Okay, you little crooked twerp!"[/glow]

*weilds Lurid's arm as if it were a sword.*

[glow=green,2,300]"Engarde! wait, that sounds too gay... Um... I'm gonna hammer yer ass! Yeah, that doesn't sound gay at all! I'm gonna fuck your face!"[/glow]

*at this point, Druken swings the arm at "The ButtPirate" and it gets stuck on the hook.*

PFFFFFT!!!!!

*The arm deflates*

[glow=green,2,300]"Aww, hell"[/glow], said the slightly buzzed Dwarf. druken thinks deep into the back of his mind. Okay, that's only about three inches for the bearded warrior. Give the guy a break. He think's back of something from long ago, when he was just a small lad... (wait...) Something down inside that he feared gravely. Something so horrible that no one could quite comprehend the amount of emotional scarring that took place on the mind of the stout and bearded one.

[glow=green,2,300]"Ah, fuck it! no more of this thinking bullshit!"[/glow]

*Druken quickdraws his +1 Battleaxe, stops and turns around to face the... um hook swinging hoodlum*

(Roll Initiative, I'm going all offense so my AC is -4)

[Lurid Sorcerer]

(Never used this hook thingy before...maybe THAC0 19? AC 6, perhaps. Rolls initiative.)

The hook-swinging admin stopped swinging his newly-acquired hook. "Is anyone else here using d20, or is it just us?" He asked Druken, in a confused and unguarded fashion.

[Zain Winters]

*leans against the tree treating my lurid arm wounds watching* nah im rolling a D4 i got a fate thing going on, not sure if im treating it right or..*stabs arm with trident*..nope..nope..i messed up my roll..

[Eow]

*hangs down from the tree and bandages up Zain's arm* hey now, watch where you're swinging that or you'll get a hook arm too..*shimmies back up tree, watches Child of Flame run off* HEY! You gotta be careful of the grass midgets over there!!! One wrong roll and you'll be a goner! *procedes to throw leaves at people*

[DrukenHammer]

(Dude, you have a THAC0 of 19 and if I have a base AC of... you need a crit to hit me! Start rolling them nat twenties.)

(I roll a nine, I missed)

*The drunken dwarf swing his axe wildly and somehow it happened ro fly OVER the hook-waving admin of this very board and creator of Kalarsys*

(wait a second.... shouldn't we be using Kalarsys stats?)

[Zain Winters]

(thats right 0.0!)
(rolls 7 6s)

awsome im great at doing nothing

[DrukenHammer]

Dammit! We're actually going to have to do stats!

[Zain Winters]

Oh snippity Snap!