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Post by Zain Winters on Jul 30, 2008 15:07:49 GMT -5
*stops everything im doing*..well..that was random..*tries to scientifically calculate what the hell just happend on a peice of paper and pen
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Post by DrukenHammer on Jul 31, 2008 12:00:54 GMT -5
*starts to tickle Zain with his beard..."
[glow=green,2,300]Hiya, Douchbags!!![/glow]
*Throws throwing stars at Lurid*
[glow=green,2,300]Dammit!!! I'm not proficent with the pointy pokey things!!![/glow]
*Throwing stars go everywhere*
*Suddenly Eow's boom box starts playing "It's Raining Men". A troop of kittens, all can-caning like the Radio City Rockettes, sing in a chorus.*
[glow=pink,2,300]#Hallelujia, It's Raining Men...#[/glow]
*15 throwing stars land on some of the kittens*
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Post by Zain Winters on Jul 31, 2008 19:52:08 GMT -5
*giggles alittle pushes druken away* what the flying hell 0.0?! *hides somewhere*
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Post by DrukenHammer on Aug 1, 2008 12:05:04 GMT -5
*Druken goes somewhere, find Zain*
[glow=green,2,300]You Bastard![/glow]
*Goes to kick Zain in the groin, forgetting that he's about two feet shorter than him.*
(Add roll modifier, DC 24)
[glow=green,2,300]Get ready to roll for damage!!![/glow]
(Druken rolls a ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
*Grabs leg and continues to scream*
*The rain of throwing stars continues!*
[glow=green,2,300]OW!!!! MY HAMSTRING!!!!!!!![/glow]
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Post by Zain Winters on Aug 1, 2008 17:24:09 GMT -5
0.0 call a medic! *calls DR. whoever to the scene*
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Post by DC_Desperado on Aug 1, 2008 20:42:22 GMT -5
* pokes head out of hole* *looks around at the chaos all around him*
" God damnit! another one of DP's kalarsys sessions"
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Post by DrukenHammer on Aug 1, 2008 21:40:13 GMT -5
[glow=green,2,300]Just hand me a can of that F. Aid Spray!!!!
MY FREAKIN' HAMMY!!!![/glow]
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Post by Lurid Sorcerer on Aug 2, 2008 14:46:32 GMT -5
*hands Druken the can* Well, so much for you getting a perfect ranking...
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Post by Zain Winters on Aug 2, 2008 15:30:04 GMT -5
*feels burned in my kalarsys skills XD.........is prolly the only one who understood Lurids resident evil joke* yeah way to go druken!
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Post by DC_Desperado on Aug 3, 2008 19:46:21 GMT -5
well when i heard him ask for spray I thought of the one from re4 but i didn't put the rank and spray thing together... :,(
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Post by DrukenHammer on Aug 3, 2008 20:15:31 GMT -5
*Springs back up...*
[glow=green,2,300]HA!!!! You all fell for my ruse!!![/glow]
*wait! Druken would never know what ruse means!*
[glow=green,2,300]HA!!!! You all fell for my... um... thing I planned in my head...[/glow]
*pulls out his axe*
[glow=green,2,300]I've waited four and half years for this moment, Lurid! Four and a half years, when you where some damn elven black mage... which is no longer the case!!!
Four and a half years???
I'm hungry....[/glow]
*puts a way axe. pulls a Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese out of his beard*
[glow=green,2,300]I can't beat you on an empty stomach.
Who wants fries?[/glow]
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Post by Zain Winters on Aug 4, 2008 5:46:04 GMT -5
0.0 well hot damn ill take fries! *opens hands*
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Post by DrukenHammer on Aug 4, 2008 10:44:00 GMT -5
*Pulls a carton of fries out of his beard and hands it to Zain.*
[glow=green,2,300]I ordered this about three weeks ago, and forgot I still had it.[/glow]
*Put on a hat with a bearded golden arch on it, also from his beard and places it over top of his helmet. The horns tear through the hat.*
[glow=green,2,300]Welcome to McDruken's! Can I take your order![/glow]
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Post by Zain Winters on Aug 4, 2008 15:48:39 GMT -5
*eats the fries* yo M. C. Druken you should lay down a rythme
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Post by DC_Desperado on Aug 4, 2008 17:01:16 GMT -5
umm yes i'll have a large number 4 with a pepsi...
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