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Post by Zain Winters on Oct 7, 2008 5:21:47 GMT -5
*points at torke* holy shit that rock is kicking his ass!!
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Post by DrukenHammer on Dec 3, 2008 20:19:02 GMT -5
(Sees that said rock has been handing said Torke's ass for about two months.)
[glow=green,2,300]Hmmm... Magic attack rocks give me an idea...[/glow]
(Druken scratches his beard, in which half a dozen chicken bones fall out of it, and then lifts his helmet off his head.)
[glow=green,2,300]No... I don't have an idea...[/glow]
(Druken then pulls out the D&D Player's Handbook and begins reading about dwarfs and their disdain for water, but their love for smacking rocks with things that are sharp. A light bulb goes off between the horns of his helmet.)
[glow=green,2,300]THAT'S IT!!!!![/glow]
(Pulls a pair of scissors, (Left-handed, natch, with green handles) and chucks them in the direction of the vicious attack rock and Torke.)
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Post by Zain Winters on Dec 4, 2008 0:09:56 GMT -5
*gasps watching the scissors fly extremlly dramatically towards rock and torke*
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Post by Torke on Dec 4, 2008 12:28:21 GMT -5
-Watches as scissors extremely dramatically fly at the rock and jumps out of the water as soon as the scissors connects with the rock-
thanks for saving me!!
ive been in that water for a year and 8 months now.... and im thirsty!!
-heads back to water to get a drink and sees the rock next to the scissors-
the scissors!! it didnt destroy the rock!! the rock still lives!!!!!
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Eow
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Post by Eow on Dec 4, 2008 16:29:58 GMT -5
Well of course..Rock breaks Scissors, doesn't it?
*pulls Torke away from the rock*
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Post by DrukenHammer on Dec 4, 2008 18:58:37 GMT -5
[glow=green,2,300]ACHOOOOOOOO!!!!!![/glow]
THUMP!!!!!!
THUMP!!!!!!
(It's at that time that a gigantic blue skinned troll appears on the other side of the brook. He looks hungry.)
[glow=cyan,5,300]BUBBLES HUNGRY!!!![/glow]
(Druken draws his axe.)
[glow=green,2,300]THE FUCK!?!?!?!?[/glow]
(The gigantic blue bastard, Bubbles, stops at the creek and looks down...)
[glow=cyan,5,300]MMMMM!!!! BRAN MUFFINS!!!!![/glow]
(He reaches down....
...and down,,,
...and down...
...and down...
...and down...)
SPLASH!!!
(...and reaches into the water grabbing the rock! Bubbles eats the rock as if he we're the cookie monster!)
[glow=cyan,5,300]UMMNUMNUMNUHUMNAHMNUMNUMNUM!!!!!![/glow]
(He then reaches down and grabs the scissors...)
[glow=cyan,5,300]NO!!!!! LEFT-HANDED SCISSORS!!!!! ME ONLY... WEAKNESSSSSSSSSSS....[/glow]
[shadow=gray,left,300][glow=red,7,300]KA-FREAKIN'-BOOM!!!!!!!!![/glow][/shadow]
(Bubbles explodes into a Lurid's-decoy-ish cloud of dust, only 463 times as much dust!)
*cough cough*
[glow=green,2,300]Ummm....[/glow]
(uncovers himself from the dust.)
[glow=green,2,300]Now what?[/glow]
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Post by Zain Winters on Dec 14, 2008 21:40:49 GMT -5
*digs a hole and hides in it real fast to escape the dust* good question..
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Post by DrukenHammer on Dec 30, 2008 11:18:12 GMT -5
Hmmm.... It's been two weeks since anyone did anything....
(Druken flops down and makes dustangels.)
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Post by Lurid Sorcerer on Dec 31, 2008 2:42:25 GMT -5
"Wait, wait, I think I need to contact my lawyer about that dust trick." Lurid pulls out a cell phone and struggles to get service amidst the dust that is clogging the surrounding atmosphere.
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Post by Zain Winters on Jul 31, 2009 11:47:08 GMT -5
*examines the situation* mmhm..
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Post by DrukenHammer on Sept 4, 2009 9:11:14 GMT -5
*wonders aloud what the fuck Zain is examining*
What the fuck are you examining?
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Post by Zain Winters on Sept 4, 2009 11:11:28 GMT -5
this little bump on my hand...its been there for so..god..damn..long..and i dont know what it is...*picks up a rock and compares the two*
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Post by DrukenHammer on Sept 4, 2009 14:09:00 GMT -5
I believe it's called herpes
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Post by Zain Winters on Sept 4, 2009 17:39:23 GMT -5
*drops rock, glares at Lurid* you said you didnt have herpes you son of a bitch!
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Post by Torke on Sept 5, 2009 3:16:02 GMT -5
yeah funny story.. you see lurid and i were hanging out at sheetz and this limo pulls up next to us...
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