Post by Torke on Mar 24, 2009 12:25:36 GMT -5
My Father... was a pokedad... and a fiend
And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, uses hydro pump. Mommy uses a electric pokemon to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
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My mother...was afraid...and a fiend
And one night, my momma got scared, more scared than usual. She said I'm movin' in with my auntie and uncle in Bel-air. I did not like this. Not. One. Bit.
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My father...was a plumber...and a fiend.
And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, stomping koopas. Mommy hides in Bowser's castle to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
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My father...was...and a fiend.
And one night, one night he goes off craazziier than usual and accidentally a whole bottle of coca cola. Mommy asks if this is bad. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
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My father...was a Ganondorf...and a fiend.
And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, triforcing. Mommy gets Link to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
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My father...was a doctor...and a fiend.
And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, saving lives. Mommy gets AIDS to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit
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My father...was a American Economy...and a fiend.
And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, crumbling. Mommy moves to Europe to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
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My father...was a Weaboo...and a fiend.
And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, watching anime. Mommy stops playing JRPG's and starts playing WRPG's to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
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My father...was a shiny pidgy...and a fiend.
And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, appearing in a battle. Mommy smacks the game out of my hand because i'm not listening to her. I punch her in the face. She crushes the gamboy away to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
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My father... was a ryu...and a fiend.
and one night, one night he hadukening, craazziier than usual. Mommy gets a Tiger fist to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
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My father...was The Game...and a fiend.
And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, reminding. Mommy just lost it to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
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My father...was a Sith lord...and a fiend.
And one night, one night he goes off crazier than usual, Force choking. Mommy gets a Jedi Knight to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
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My father... was over 9000... and a fiend.
And one night, one night he goes off craazziier than usual with his power level. Mommy says "WHAT 9000!?" to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit
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My father...was the WTC...and a fiend.
And one night, one night he goes off crazier than usual, standing. Mommy gets a pair of planes to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
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My father...was The Joker...and a fiend.
And one night, one night he goes off crazier than usual, causing chaos in Gotham. Mommy calls Batman to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
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My father...was /b/tard...and a fiend.
And one night, one night he charges his lazer, crazier than usual. Mommy runs away to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. BWWAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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My father...was a dark type...and a fiend.
And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, putting himself in defense mode. Mommy uses her trap card. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
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My father...was Gollem...and a fiend.
And one night, one night he goes off crazzier over this ring, more than usual. Mommy tries to take ring to into Mordor. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
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My father...was a history professor....and a fiend.
And one night, one night he goes off craazziier than usual, researching. Mommy drops it like its hot to distract him from his dusty old books. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit
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My father... was the Pringles can man...and a fiend.
And one night, he goes off craziiiiier than usual, putting potato crisps into tennis ball cans. Mommy buys Lay's Stacks to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
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My father...was a Rick Astley...and a fiend.
And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, never giving you up. Mommy knows the rules and so does Daddy. He doesn't let her down. Not. One. Bit.
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My father ...was the enclave...and a fiend
And one night, one night he goes off crazzier than usuall, killing capitol wastellanders.Mommy calls in the Brotherhood of Steel to defend herself. He doesn't Like this. Not. One. Bit.
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My father...was a squirtle...and a fiend.
And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, water gunning. Mommy is a grass type to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
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My father...was a dungeon master...and a fiend.
And one night, one night he goes off craazzier than usual, setting up dungeons. Mommy rolls for initiative to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
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My father...was a mewtwo...and a fiend
And one night, one night he defeated the elite four using only psychic and a few ethers, because his powers are unbalanced. Mommy uses the bug type to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
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My father...was a computer engineer ...and a fiend.
And one night, one night he writes C++ programs, craaaaazier than usual. Mommy uses a mac to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
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ok that was all taken from 4chans /b/ lol
there was alot more but those were the ones i like most
you can find original post here
j
ust ignore the porn adverts =P
img.4chan.org/b/res/126031778.html
And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, uses hydro pump. Mommy uses a electric pokemon to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
----------------------------
My mother...was afraid...and a fiend
And one night, my momma got scared, more scared than usual. She said I'm movin' in with my auntie and uncle in Bel-air. I did not like this. Not. One. Bit.
----------------------------
My father...was a plumber...and a fiend.
And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, stomping koopas. Mommy hides in Bowser's castle to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
----------------------------
My father...was...and a fiend.
And one night, one night he goes off craazziier than usual and accidentally a whole bottle of coca cola. Mommy asks if this is bad. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
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My father...was a Ganondorf...and a fiend.
And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, triforcing. Mommy gets Link to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
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My father...was a doctor...and a fiend.
And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, saving lives. Mommy gets AIDS to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit
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My father...was a American Economy...and a fiend.
And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, crumbling. Mommy moves to Europe to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
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My father...was a Weaboo...and a fiend.
And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, watching anime. Mommy stops playing JRPG's and starts playing WRPG's to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
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My father...was a shiny pidgy...and a fiend.
And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, appearing in a battle. Mommy smacks the game out of my hand because i'm not listening to her. I punch her in the face. She crushes the gamboy away to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
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My father... was a ryu...and a fiend.
and one night, one night he hadukening, craazziier than usual. Mommy gets a Tiger fist to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
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My father...was The Game...and a fiend.
And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, reminding. Mommy just lost it to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
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My father...was a Sith lord...and a fiend.
And one night, one night he goes off crazier than usual, Force choking. Mommy gets a Jedi Knight to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
----------------------------
My father... was over 9000... and a fiend.
And one night, one night he goes off craazziier than usual with his power level. Mommy says "WHAT 9000!?" to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit
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My father...was the WTC...and a fiend.
And one night, one night he goes off crazier than usual, standing. Mommy gets a pair of planes to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
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My father...was The Joker...and a fiend.
And one night, one night he goes off crazier than usual, causing chaos in Gotham. Mommy calls Batman to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
----------------------------
My father...was /b/tard...and a fiend.
And one night, one night he charges his lazer, crazier than usual. Mommy runs away to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. BWWAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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My father...was a dark type...and a fiend.
And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, putting himself in defense mode. Mommy uses her trap card. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
----------------------------
My father...was Gollem...and a fiend.
And one night, one night he goes off crazzier over this ring, more than usual. Mommy tries to take ring to into Mordor. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
----------------------------
My father...was a history professor....and a fiend.
And one night, one night he goes off craazziier than usual, researching. Mommy drops it like its hot to distract him from his dusty old books. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit
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My father... was the Pringles can man...and a fiend.
And one night, he goes off craziiiiier than usual, putting potato crisps into tennis ball cans. Mommy buys Lay's Stacks to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
----------------------------
My father...was a Rick Astley...and a fiend.
And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, never giving you up. Mommy knows the rules and so does Daddy. He doesn't let her down. Not. One. Bit.
----------------------------
My father ...was the enclave...and a fiend
And one night, one night he goes off crazzier than usuall, killing capitol wastellanders.Mommy calls in the Brotherhood of Steel to defend herself. He doesn't Like this. Not. One. Bit.
----------------------------
My father...was a squirtle...and a fiend.
And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, water gunning. Mommy is a grass type to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
----------------------------
My father...was a dungeon master...and a fiend.
And one night, one night he goes off craazzier than usual, setting up dungeons. Mommy rolls for initiative to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
----------------------------
My father...was a mewtwo...and a fiend
And one night, one night he defeated the elite four using only psychic and a few ethers, because his powers are unbalanced. Mommy uses the bug type to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
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My father...was a computer engineer ...and a fiend.
And one night, one night he writes C++ programs, craaaaazier than usual. Mommy uses a mac to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.
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ok that was all taken from 4chans /b/ lol
there was alot more but those were the ones i like most
you can find original post here
j
ust ignore the porn adverts =P
img.4chan.org/b/res/126031778.html
