There once was a man named Bertold....

[Torke]

Who drank beer when the weather grew cold
As he reached for his cup...
"NEEEEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!!!"
Oh, snap! You just got limerickrolled!

unfortunately i cannot take credit for that one heres a site with a whole lot of em

limerickdb.com/?top150

if(computer.fail==true){
background.setColor(blue);
user.frown();
sys.shutdown();
user.scream("OH, FUCK YOU");}

that ones for you lurid

[Torke]

There once was a small juicy orange,
...fuck.

[Zain Winters]

XD.......

[Torke]

ok i made this one up

My throat was sore so i took a lozenge
HOLY SHIT DOES THAT RHYME WITH ORANGE!?
screw pokemon silver
im gunna tell every... FUUUUUUUUUU

[Lurid Sorcerer]

I don't get that second half...

[Torke]

as with nothing rhyming with orange (lozenge was a bit of a stretch)
nothing rhymes with silver either

[Lurid Sorcerer]

Oh. I never noticed that before, actually.

[Torke]

xD i only knew it because i like to ttry and make poems and shit