So I said to.....

[Perilaxis]

So with Nocturnal Angel being all prego (congrats on that again) n stuff she and DC are appling for WIC. Part of what they do before they approve you is inspect your house. If theres alcohol you dont get it. I have been keeping my booze down at their place because they let me do that and because im not allowed keeping anything worse than table wine at my house. So I made arrangements with my grandmother to keep the half case or so of coors light up at her house.

Gma: You can go ahead and bring the B-E-E-R up to my house.
Me: why are you spelling?
Gma: your sister is in the room.
Me: Hey Brat what does B-E-E-R spell?
Brat: Beer.

sometimes I really wonder about my grandmother.....

[Lurid Sorcerer]

We -all- wonder about your grandmother.

[Perilaxis]

WHAAAAT! you mean all of yous wonder about how many times a day my grandmother takes a hit on her crack pipe....... wow thats just weird