Druken's Drunken Rant vol.1

[DrukenHammer]

This is where you pee-heads ask me important question and I give you non-shalont trash in return. Until someone does... I will check my abundance of fan mail...

Dear Druken-est oh Hammers,

If you had to write review for the a sock puppet show, what whould you write about it.

Moron Dumb Guy
Walla-Walla, Washington

Very wise question young grasshopper and now your stuck with my answer.

It depends on what the story's about if the it's stuff like Commando Lefty and the gym sock brigade going around and blowing crap up then that supa-hella-cool

If its some Silky the Lonley sock looking for athletes foot treatment then it ain't happenin'

You have to have stuff getting dead and/or drunk for it to be a high quality exibit of sockpuppetry...

Bring on the next tough, hard-hitting issue

[Lurid Sorcerer]

wow...thats just quality entertainment.
It reminds me of my youth...throwing old, unwanted action figures out the window, smashing them with hammers, and finally, burning them with gasoline.

them were the days...

[Ciardha]

...I still do that...

And I'm a girl.

My mom worries about me.

;;

Oh, yeah... a question...

Where does the green stuff on pennies come from?

Some people were discussing that today at lunch... disturbing topic...

[Lurid Sorcerer]

"Corrosion happenswhen a metal combines with oxygen or another gas in the air, forming such new compounds as ironoxide (the chemical name for rust). For copper, a thick, green layer of corrosion (like you would find
on the Statue of Liberty or the Parliament Buildings in Ottawa) actually protects the metal underneath"

www.letstalkscience.uwo.ca/activities/pdf/chem4.pdf

[DrukenHammer]

All right, Mr. SCIENCE...

Tell me then how exactly that...it was not that it actually was the egg and not the chicken, which I am being serious is the answer without question...I'm being truly honest.