All Expense payed trip north to the Badlands

[DrukenHammer]

[glow=green,2,300]Where are my friggin' dumbasses???![/glow]

[DrukenHammer]

(So again Druken Hammer, the dwarf, sits at the bar. Eating his meal of chicken and corn. As the juice from the corn and pieces of the chicken get caught in his beard, he suddenly has an epiphany...)

I need to find myself some morons to accompany me on a quest.

ooc: I look around anyone there...

[Lurid Sorcerer]

OOC: Oh yeah...I'm here...

NAME: Kalarn
HEIGHT: 5'10"
RACE: Human
CLASS: Fighter
WEAPONS: Broad sword, and a few small daggers

[DC_Desperado]

Name: Chrono
Age: 17
Race: Human
Weapons: Crest Blade, Daggers, and my fists.
Flaw: Everyone calls me Dave.
Looks: (Avatar)

Chrono walked into the bar looking for a quest.
" Hey Dave, what will it be." The bartender asked.
" Hey Jake, the usual." I stated " So got any news?"
" Not really why don't you ask around."

[DrukenHammer]

Name: Druken Hammer
Age: 47
Race: Dwarf
Class: Fighter
Weapons: My trusty axe and a warhammer in need of repair.
Flaws: Looks, Boose, and he has Allergies to Shnozberry Tree pollen, and where's lots of heavy armor, which is why he's so difficult to hit.

ooc: Druken spots you two from across the Inn

[glow=green,2,300]Who are you guys?, I got yer names, but I don't recanize you two hoolagan's from anywheres![/glow]

[Lurid Sorcerer]

So there I am.
Sittin' at the bar, drinkin' stuff.
Not the same stuff as Druken, mind you, as I don't have the alcohol-resistance he has built up over the 47 years of his life.

Then a card game turns rotten.
[glow=red,2,300]BAR FIGHT!![/glow]
I ignore them at first.
Then someone bumps into me and I spill my...drink.
"Hey, look out!" I told him.
"What are you gunna do about it, fruit!?"
One of my daggers 'accidently' flies out of my hand and hits him in the forehead.
His gang decides to avenge their brother.
"Let's avenge our brother!"
Original.
They all turn to face me.

Hint:
[glow=blue,2,300]I LOOK LIKE I COULD USE SOME HELP. THERE'S ABOUT 20 OF 'EM!![/glow]

[DrukenHammer]

[glow=green,2,300]Hey kids![/glow] (getting attention of the fucking morons)
[glow=green,2,300]Let's take it outside![/glow](picking up my axe and sheild, a medium sixed shield so it covers my entire body almost, being 3'11" and all)

So I drag out about fifteen of 'em, five stayed behind...

[DrukenHammer]

(so there I have about 15 of these ruffiens/hooligans with me and, i decide to have one of my "intellectual moments" this means pulling all the stops in "discussions")

[glow=green,2,300]I can't have you cause a ruckus in there I pracically live there.[/glow] I say this gazing at my axe blade.

(however a "not cool hand luke" moment occurs. Three of 'em try to hit, with not very well kept weapons (rusty-ish longswords. They pounce like nine week old kittens...the first man completely missed me, flying overhead...well, that's not very difficult to do.The second tries to swing and hit's my blade...sparks fly as he tries again, the other does knock me down and starts grappling, and can't pierece my armor, beacause a longsword is not a piercing weapon...stuggling to get out of the hold, i tiy to kich him over my head, but with my stumpy legs i only nail him in the crotch, what ever works.)

(I go on the attack at the one who flew over me, and hit him the small of the back with my axe handle...town guard comes in to break it up, about 12 of 'em. couple guardsman are oing into the Inn, so what'snappin Lurid.)

[Lurid Sorcerer]

[Basicly the guards break up the fight and take the guys outside. It seems that they were a couple of feuding gangs anyway, trying to settle things with a card game.]

"Geez...What babies. Nice one back there, Mr. ... "

This is the part where Druken reveals his name.

[DrukenHammer]

(Dude! You let the guards bust up all your fun that totally sucks hairy donkey ass...

"...part where Druken reveals his name..."

Oh right...It is...that time again...here goes nothin'...)

[glow=green,2,300]Name's Druken Hammer,[/glow](clever, I know) [glow=green,2,300]so what brings you to[/glow](..where's that friggin' Apatus map?...)[glow=green,2,300]Winterdale?[/glow](at southern base of apex mountains)
[glow=green,2,300]You give me that ol fame'n'fortune crap, and I'll give you boys[/glow](supposing Jaques, the silent one is here...)[glow=green,2,300]a lump upside the head each, well, ya'know...If i could reach you head... [/glow][glow=red,2,300]AH! HELL WITH IT![/glow=red,2,300] [glow=green,2,300]I'll just crack your knees.[/glow]

[Lurid Sorcerer]

"Then hello Druken. I am Kalarn. You are a brave fighter (a violent, drunk loudmouth, but brave). I read on the post that you are looking for an expedition party. I think I'd be intrested in going. Where do I sign up?"

[DrukenHammer]

(baffled look on Druken's face, no different than any other time...)

[glow=green,2,300]What party, I wasn't invited to any...Oh, right, the expedition to the Northern badlands of....[/glow]wait for it

[glow=green,2,300]Badlandia! You din't need to sign uo[/glow]
Druken looks at the post and sees in big huge letters the words SIGN UP!
[glow=green,2,300]Oh!...um, right on the list there should be good.[/glow]

[Lurid Sorcerer]

"Cool."
He signs the paper.

"So, is it just the two of us or what? This paper looks kinda blank..."

[DrukenHammer]

[glow=green,2,300]Well, Kinda...yeah...um...you and me...and maybe that quiet friend of yours and...Yeah...Speaking of which where is the dumbass who was with you earlier?[/glow]

[DC_Desperado]

Chrono walks up too the dwarf and human.

" I would be right here...Mr. Hammer. Sorry I did not help you earlier butt I had tooooo finish my shot glass of dwarven spirets..."

( he is getting wasted as we speak)

" and then....." BAM chrono pastedededededed out.